Election 2010
Those that know me are quite aware that I am politically involved. Some see this as a good thing, others not so much. I spend too much of my time watching, listening, reading, and shitting the daily headlines. I feel the need to purge.
The Senate
Where should I start? I was going to start with the crazy bat shit insane one, but alas that competition was too close to call. Should I start with the one that believes abortion should be illegal, even in the cases of rape and incest? Or maybe the one that thinks gay people are immoral? Maybe I should start with the racist one? Or maybe I could start with the one that is so fucking uninformed that they think every policy or idea from a Democrat is somehow magically unconstitutional? Maybe I could start with the one who believes that gay rights advocates are to blame for the recent epidemic of gay suicides? The one who thinks we should privatize Social Security (that would have worked out so well over the last few years)? Oops, I am a dumbass, they all believe these things. So in no particular order, I give you the GOP candidates for Senate.
What happens when you put Glenn Beck’s jizz, elephant taint, and a little Pixie dust in a Petri dish?
Christine O'Donnell.
Sometimes I actually feel kind of bad for everyone’s favorite witch. She just seems to be in way over her head. The GOP saw a mini Sarah Palin and could not wait to get her on TV. This poor woman believes that masturbation leads to deviant sexual behavior. Even Sabrina the Teenage Witch knows how masturbation worked out so well for all of those altar boys. She has stated that cloning has already led to human- mice hybrids. At least the mice will be much better at mazes. She doesn’t think that the separation of church and state is in the Constitution. Yes I know the exact phrase “church and state” is written verbatim, but it is really fucking clear what the 1st amendment was stating. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion”. Seems pretty damn clear to me and every other mother fucker who has ever read the Constitution.
Marco Fucking Rubio.
This would class douche bag actually thinks that we should deport children of illegal immigrants to the country their parents were born in. Never mind the fact that these children most times have never been to that country. He believes that we should “privatize” Social Security. As we all know, it would be a great idea if we took grandpa’s only source of income and put it in the stock market. Hopefully your elderly relatives died in 2006 before the stock market crashed.
Joe “I make Sarah Palin look moderate” Miller.
For starters, he thinks everything is unconstitutional. Unemployment benefits, yet it is cool when your wife takes them. Minimum wage, I can only imagine how easy it would be to pay the bills on less than $7.25 per hour. Everyone that works for minimum wage is rolling in cash. Hate crime laws. What a fucking dick. He wants to shut down the Department of Education. I guess I can see the logic in this. There seems to be a direct correlation between lack of education, and the ability to think that the Tea party makes sense.
There is so much more to get into with these Grade A dumb fucks, but I need to go read something.
Robert