6:20 With 1% reporting in IN. Dan Coats is kicking Brad Ellsworth's ass 55% to 40%. Not a very good start to the night.

A few things I will be watching tonight. Overall, I will be looking to see how the "Tea Party" does tonight. I am sure they will win several races, but it seems over the last 2 weeks the wheels have started to fall off of the crazy bus.

Alaska: Joe Miller has unofficially lost the support of the national GOP.

Nevada: Harry Reid vs. Sharon Angle has really tightened up over the last week.

Overall voter enthusiasm. The word on the street is Progressives will be staying home because they are pissed at Obama for not getting some stuff done (I will visit this topic at a later time).

Will the GOP take over the House as is expected? Can the Dems hold onto the Senate? Do pollsters know what the fuck they are talking about?

Be back soon

7:00 Rand Paul projected winner by NBC news. Dan Coats (Evan Bayh seat) projected winner in IN by NBC news. +1 for GOP.

Evan Bayh is a big douche. He kept his assload of money in his war chest. He did not give any substantial amount of money to any other DEM candidate. Now he going to go on TV and bash the Dems about not being able to hold on to their Senate seats.

Mike Pence and Dan Burton of Indiana will be back. No surprise. Here in Indiana we like to vote for ass holes.

7:17 I think I may need to get some adult beverages. This is going to be a long night.

7:19 Exit polling embarrassment = 45% of Indiana voters support the Tea Party. I am so ashamed.

7:30(ish) DNC chairman trying to convince the masses the Dems may hold on to the House. I will try to convince the masses that I have something interesting to say. Something to keep in mind, pollsters do not call cellphones. Cool, hip, young, left leaning people tend to use cell phones.

Pizza break...

8:23 Ding dong the witch is dead...Coons declared winner in Delaware.

Blumenthal wins in Connecticut. See you later Chris Dodd. You will not be missed. You wrote a joke of a Wall Street reform bill. It is an improvement over what we had, but could have been much much better. Why would you cater to Wall Street interests if you are not going to run for re-election? You had nothing to lose. You are a fucking coward.

Arkansas polls getting ready to close. That is the last of Arkansas I will be mentioning.

8:32 Waiting for the polls in Wisconsin to close.

8:46 Odd thing for the night...People voted for Alvin Greene.

8:50 10 minutes until Wisconsin polls close.

9:08 Rand Paul victory speech. Seems like a good time to take a shit. Rand Paul wants me to deliberate about a lot of things. I can't help but be reminded that 6 years is a long time. Larry O'Donnell just scared the shit out of me. Good thing I was already in the bathroom. Rand Paul now has the power to wreck the world financial markets.

9:30 Rand Paul followed by Marco Rubio. Oh Joy.

9:39 Christine O'Donnell claims she has changed the political landscape with her loss. She lost by almost 20% I guess math is not her thing. She was picked to be Lil' Palin. She succeeded. They both lost badly.

10:09 Nevada polls have closed. It is showtime. I have now cracked open the first of many Honey Browns. If I start typing gibberish let me know. Michelle Bachmann being interviewed by Chris Matthews. This should lead to some all out craziness. In case you don't know she is one crazy crazy person. She would be amusing if she wasn't in charge of shit.

10:29 Sestak holding on to a 4.5% lead in Pennsylvania. If he holds the Philly suburbs he has a chance. This is slightly exciting. I have mini wood.

10:31 Tea party wins so far 14. Tea party losses so far 25. Not really a movement. Sarah Palin endorsed candidates 2 of 5. No wonder GOP big shots secretly want her to shut the fuck up.

10:48 Big thanks to Russ Feingold, He was one of the good guys. Did NOT vote for the Patriot act. Did NOT vote for the war in Iraq. Did NOT vote to bail out the banks. Feingold losing makes me a little scared as to where we are going as a country. I guess actually having principles does not get you reelected.

10:52 Looks like the Dems are getting their asses handed to them in the house. Minimizing losses in the Senate. I guess that is better than some were predicting.

11:22 Carl Paladino "I joined the tea party for the same reason I joined the Army, I love America." I find that odd. It seems to me the Tea Party loves corporate America much more that it loves Americans.

11:33 Still waiting on any news from Nevada. It is really the climax of the night. Any day now.

11:39 Reid 52 Angle 43. Mostly big city votes so far. This one should tighten up as more rural areas start to report. I hate the fact that I have to sit here and root for Harry Reid to win. This guy has been a disaster as a Majority Leader.

11:46 John Boener (for some reason it is not pronounced "boner") is now fucking crying. What a fucking pussy. Get back in the tanning bed you fucking ass hole. John Boener has been in Washington for 20+ years, yet complains that Washington is out of touch. News flash: You are part of Washington you fucking moron! Enjoy bringing our country down.

11:52 Reid 52% Angle 44% Karl Rove really spent a lot of money in Nevada. Makes me feel a little better that Karl Rove wasted a lot of money. Still a lot of rural vote to come in, Angle should make this a lot closer.

12:22 Word on the street...Prop 19 has failed in Cali. No recreational weed for west coast peeps.

12:23 Sestak concedes Pennsylvania race. Why did the news air Paladino's concession speech, but did not air Feingold's concession speech? I guess it is more important to air the ramblings of a crazy fucktard, than the classy remarks of a really fucking good senator.

12:30 Just an observation. The tea party has not won a Senate seat yet.

12:35 I would like to take a moment to say I am sorry to all gay Americans. The GOP control in the House pretty much sets back gay equality for quite a while.

12:37 Harry Reid defeats Sharon Angle. Take that crazy bitch! Once again I need to repeat, it feels odd to be rooting for Harry Reid. Politics make for odd occurrences. I guess being a racist in Nevada doesn't work out to well for a candidate for Senate.

12:44 Jerry Brown wins in Cali. I wonder if Meg Whitman will hire her illegal immigrant housekeeper back? Or has she already had her deported?

12:47 It looks like the GOP will only have gained 2, I repeat 2 elected officials to statewide office.

1:01 25 "blue dog" democrats lost. Maybe they will learn that if you call yourself a Democrat, but vote like a Republican, there is a really good chance the will bounce your ass out of town.